An Introduction to SPARKLEPONY!

Are you not feeling well?  I will give you a mantra to say when you are feeling cold or ill. "SPARKLEPONY!"  Now, this works exponentially to how loud you say it.  If you mutter it to yourself, you may feel a tiny bit better.  If you say it out loud, you will feel a bit better.  If you repeatedly say it as lous as you can without shouting, you probably won't even notice you feel cold or ill.  Try it, it works*.

*-Please note that in writing "it works" in no way constitutes an affirmative statement that this will work for you.  Every person has a different reaction to saying "SPARKLEPONY!"  Please discontinue saying "SPARKLEPONY!" if you have any of the following side effects: nausea, dizziness, heartburn, diarrhea, sneezing, constipation, euphoria, telekinesis, apathy, headache, food cravings, ennui, indigestion, a loud persistent cough, numbness, tingling extremities, confusion, or clarity.  A rare but serious side effect can sometimes occur with the use of "SPARKLEPONY!" in that people you are in contact with will think you are suffering from guanopsychosis.  Please consult a doctor if your symptoms become worse while using "SPARKLEPONY!"